Icy Sour Apple

Icy Sour Apple isn’t just flavor—it’s a granny smith apple getting shoved into a snowbank, where lip-puckering tartness and glacial menthol duel for dominance. This is the hookah equivalent of crunching into a frozen green apple while getting hit with a peppermint snowball—uncompromising, electrifying, and borderline illegal.

Why It’s a Flavor Felony:

🍏 Sour Apple’s Sneer – Not candy-sweet—this is the acidic bite of an unripe green apple stolen from the orchard.
❄️ Mint’s Polar Vengeance – A slap of frost so clean, it scrubs your palate like an Arctic blizzard.
⚡ The Brainfreeze Effect – That heart-stopping moment when sour and cold declare war on your senses.

For:

✔️ Citrus outlaws who think Warheads are for amateurs.
✔️ After-dark alchemists mixing it with berry (for forbidden fruit salad) or cinnamon (for spicy treason).

The Stolen Orchard Recipe:

Flavor Profile: Unrepentant Green Apple × Liquid Nitrogen Mint × A Splash of Malice
Ingredients: Virginia Tobacco, Glycerine, Fructose, Flavours (No parole board approval).
Nicotine: 0.5% | Tar: 0%
Bootlegged in: Mumbai’s underground flavor penitentiary.
Shelf Life: 2 years—or until your taste buds post bail.

Warning:

May cause:

• Phantom jaw pain from imaginary sour candy.

• The urge to exhale smoke rings that glow toxic green.

• A lifelong grudge against “mild” fruit flavors.

For adults who like their flavors with a criminal record. 18+ only.

Ready to taste the outlaw apple?
Icy Sour Apple doesn’t just refresh—it assaults your senses. 🍏❄️

“Snow White would’ve eaten this apple twice.”